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I was stuck fo the whole 5 hours driving back from CBD to my lovely place in Puchong last night. I never piss off like this b4 till last night I feel I want to xxxx so many people within one single night!

So this 10 things malaysian do when there is petrol hike, and should win them an awards as the most stupid people ever exist on earth!

1. Go back office early when there is petrol hike coz want to be early on the Q to petrol station. Halo? You think everybody else don’t think same like you?
2. All husband, wife, son, daughter, nenek, moyang and cicit cerabai, all drive their whole family cars to their neighboring petrol station. This what I call if you born stupid, the whole family would be stupid. You can’t blame the world on this, it’s your DNA who got idiots chromosome.
3. Q up for 1km just to wait for your turn. Your current existing fuel can be save more if you stay home instead of putting RM30 new fuel. Pump it in the morning you get more fuel rather than at night.
4. Pump as much you can inside the not so empty tank is like there is no tomorrow till the petrol leaking all over the floor. RM1.90 petrol is the same with RM2.70 petrol, why so fussy? The petrol station will be there same tomorrow morning. Just drive in and pump a little bit more.
5. Use as many Credit Card transaction during the chaos like this! You already knew, there 10,000 more  people who stupid like yourself Q up to be last person on earth to pump petrol at RM1.90. So be patient if the line is jam! Next time use cash, if you’re so poor got no cash, wait for the bank tomorrow.
6. Wasting almost 4 hours try to squeze your big ass BMW or Mercedes car inside the Q till you scratch other people car. You will pay more on the damage that you’ve cause rather then the petrol you able to save.
7. Time in life is precious, rather than wasting you relax time at night, why not stay with family do soul searching how to handle the petrol hike with your wife on bed instead. She will love you more! She need your petrol for herself rather then for her car.
8. To declare the hike of petrol, why do it when almost end of business? So much paper work till you’ve to squeeze till 5.00pm when everybody is inside their car? Next time better declare at 3.00am nobody is wake up
9. The petrol station owner, you’ve purchased the petrol in bulk in cheap with the old price, why not do quick promotion, anyone who pump their car with petrol at RM2.70 after midnight received another 78 sen worth of petrol more. People will Q up after midnight would save a lot more burning fuel in this world.
10. Malaysian are just stupid, pump in petrol at cheaper price only would last you another 2 days, and for the rest of the next couple month till the government increase to RM4.80 this August you still have to pump petrol at higher price. Why making fool out of yourself.

So that how stupid is Malaysian, somehow tomorrow morning I’ve to visit Kak Shell-a coz my petrol is so empty running around finding way back home avoiding idiot like you!

Sedarlah semua… jangan terlambat.
Dunia hanya… pinjaman bersyarat….
Sakitlah hati…merana diri..
sakitlah jiwa… tergadailah bodi…

Selamat mengepam semua… (petrol)