It’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you understand how a person would feel when they are alone, it’ll also make you wonder what’s the meaning of sadness and it’s truly make you cry when you start to realise you’re alone and full of sadness although you’re always around with laughters.

Talentime is so Yasmin, by end of the movie I feel so Yasmin inside me.

She tell a story in such, she make me feel how sad it’s to be her (creatively). No matter how creative you’re, no matter how good you’re – if you’re alone – you need people around you – to be appreciated the greatness, the pureness and the loveliness of who you’re.

At least you can say to yourself there is nothing wrong of being you.

It’s so complex, I feel stuck in the chaos of the world of rejection.

“I want to have 100 not 97″ – It’s all about imperfection and imperfection bring anger, anger to achieves something that you know you’ll never get it.

“97 is still good..” – you know.

“She chose a decision she think can make her happy even it was imperfect and Monkey, you’ve to chose a decision that make you happy” – hmmm, I wonder what is Monkey represent in the history of Hinduism?

A Yasmin maybe.

Talentime was not a movie about Malaysian, it’s to me, a movie about Yasmin’s struggles and like all her movie’s characters, she succumb to the feeling of alone although she is around by all the laughters, even if most of us go and watch her movie and appreciate the art of it and to her it’s still all just a tale n time.

A short of 2 hours of laugh, alone, sad and cry of Yasmin Ahmad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5awZ9sOTA54

Updated: August ’09 – Looking back on this entry after the passing of her, it’s sad to know this would be her last movie – how she had a hard time to be different; – may her soul rest in peace;

I wasn’t really a fan of local (Malaysian) movie since I was so disappointed with the Puteri Gunung Ledang Hongkish influence fighting scene (remember when the guy flew on top of the lake and started to have those stupid power); hardly after that I ever went to a cinema, watching anymore local produces movie.

If I do watch it, probably in Astro channel and only when my friend coming over to my house. If not I wouldn’t even change my remote to those specific channel.

I’m not saying all Hollywood movie was good but the quality of movie writing of Malaysian film was really bad (in away); The main issues I kept complaining is, about the cohesive of the storyline.

Today, I went to Pavilion to watch a movie James Lee’s Histeria; with a company of friends after the karaoke session.

Coming out from the cinema, the first word comes out from my mouth.

Sayang.

Why sayang? This not sayang in term of lovely, OK.

Sayang it was so miss.

It’s a movie that was directed well but was sadly written bad. It’s non-logical in away somehow it was a freaking non-sense movie, for god sake – so I didn’t bother that.

I didn’t want to spoil you with the original storyline of the movie; but this my own storyline of the movie, if I was in charge of the screenplay or adapted screenplay, which I think would create more commercial value.

Tho, some part of the movie, which I love – I would stick to it!

The movie is about 6 plastic girls making fun about the mistiqueness of ‘mentera‘, so it was Murni (the main character) – the girl who always got bullied by the other 5 girls – she was forced to read the mentera.

After reading the mentera downloaded from internet, she has becomes the new owner of the penunggu busut.

What does the penunggu busut do actually? The penunggu busut didn’t just kill everyone for fun but only to anyone who’ll threaten the owner.

Since Murni has becomes the new owner and she do get bullied by the other girl always, the penunggu busut will appear or create a fear out of them; which is the real meaning of hysteria.

Not f*cking eating them, blood out!

The first victim would be Ju (the slutty girl), the penunggu busut appeared and make her goes hysteria and lost her mental stability and feel so scared and meet with her teacher (which she always slept with).

Because of the fear, she so stress out, when her teacher try to have sex with her and she kill the guy.

After killing her teacher, she so scared she run away to the bush; and stumble with the gardener (who saw her steeling the magic thingy – that he try to cover it up under the ground) – he was so angry about his secret – kill her instead! 

That’s one plot! Solved one mystery.

In the morning, Zita (the pengawas sekolah) giving out the task (denda) to other 5 girls, and split them into 3 groups. Murni with the another bully girl; the love triangle’s beyatch; and the Queen B with herself.

Now, the another bully girl, try to escape out of the task; beyatch about Murni relationship with the Queen B and Murni went nuts about it, she realise after reading on the Net that she now in control of the penunggu busut and swear it (only will be show at the ending of the movie to create the revealing element) to create the fear out the lady.

When the bully girl went to toilet, she saw the penunggu busut,  that thing will not again eat her blood out but instead create hysteria out of her and she strangled herself by the curtain or whatever.

Murni, who stumble upon the corps of the bully girl – went nuts again realised she’s guilty for swearing at that thing and make her friend kill.

So she kept running away around the school ground.

During that run, she stumble upon Ju corps (the first lady who went missing – killed by the gardener) – and she went more hysterically and she didn’t tell the other four girl, feeling that she was the one who make all this thing happens.

Scared with the bully girl (dead in the shower room), the two beyatch (love triangle) grab a knife and try to run away – and one of them kill the other girl – bcoz of the fear and angry of the love triangle – and after the guilty feeling and she run toward the back gate and climb it and slip herself and break her neck (like Claire’s Heroes – first season). 

That’s one more plot done! Solved another creepy mystery.

Now, to play the lesbian theme on a thriller genre, James better written it good, but he do it so lame!

This how I would write…

Zita (the pengawas sekolah) like the Queen B, (I think her name was As) – she tried to kiss her but she refused it! When Zita tried to kiss her – Murni saw it – she went to the lab (which both of the girl talking) after she was psychotically influence by the bully girl who get killed in the shower.

So Murni feels she has lost the friendship she have with the Queen B, who always taking care of her safety in the group.

Now she swear that thing again, but not to Queen B yet but to Zita.

At the same time – the BF of the Queen B comes with his friend to the school. To make it more interesting – Zita and a friend of Queen B’s BF waiting at the car. While waiting inside the car, Zita saw the penunggu busut – and jump the pedal (to run away) while the guy was fixing the car in front an killed him violently.

She who so scared of the ghost, run over the tree and kill herself hysterically too.

That’s third plot, who yet not get killed hah?

The gardener, Queen B, Queen B’s BF and Murni, correct?

This how I’m going to killed them! 

During the search of other, the Queen B & Murni waiting for his BF who trying to look for the key at the Gardener rooms – and he went inside realise – he was the old owner of the penunggu busut – who feeding it for past few years (he try to cover up the penunggu busut belonging since he is no longer the keeper) – the Gardener and the BF  fight between each other; the Gardener is already dimakan diri of his evil amalan – saw the guys as a ghost and cut his head off!

At the same time, the BF manage to stab him and he was killed too.

Now the ending…

Murni runway and as a bit like movie – the Queen B will be the only killed by the penunggu busut since Murni was so angry with all the thing happens (the lesbian kissing accident and the mentera) and it was all her idea.

For surprise element at the ending, the penunggu busut was next to her bed and revealing all the accident happens actually see by her and her penunggu busut.

Also to add more surprise and aaaaaaaahhhh moment – the penunggu busut is actually her mum (the photo on her cupboard is the clue) who was the lady who get killed in the lab by the gardener (the tell the ghostly story to Zita at the beginning) and is trying to protect her.

The End!

What do you think…

Does James Lee’s original storyline is better than mine? 

P/S : The BIG entry I supposedly write still pending! In a day or two… I promise.

Dumbledore : Did I know I’d just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? … No

The new trailer for sixth Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and Half-Blood Prince is out by Warner Brothers;

The movie will hits all cinemas on November 21 and the trailer will started screening on the square room during “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” this Friday.

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, nephew of Ralph Fiennes, who plays the grown Voldemort act as the young Tom Riddle.

It’s dark and menacing. Send chills all over my spine.

The first time I came across with Heath The Joker Ledger photos was when the viral marketing of The Dark Knight hits world wide web back in May 07 – I was shock – yesterday – half of my brain kind of gag!

Saturday, as usual, it’s a routine of pathetic single man – wake up in the morning (not before 10.30am) – fix my helicopter (remote toy) – had a brunch – go for hair cut – and get ready for movie marathon.

The first movie I catch was The Dark Knight. It’s the first time for any franchise of Hollywood comic movie without at all mentioning a super hero name in it’s title. I guess it’s the right move since this movie is not just about the vigilante story but more about – the good – the bad – the psycho maniac.

After 2 hour and half, I’m still shock…

From the among first word come out from his mouth like ‘I supposedly to kill the bus driver’ to the shaking head while holding the gun to get rid the turtle truck dizziness and in the nurse uniform walking down to the school bus playing the bomb trigger whilst the hospital block exploded on the background is become to much for my brain – to embraces – that kind of psychotic act.

It’s a brilliant performance by the late Heath Ledger!

“Why so serious?”

I might go for it another time next weekend. The movie is to much to captured for single viewing, its move in a slow pace – in a good way – not much cartoonish action and loud rock style music – but it got so many brilliant phrases – either from Morgan Freeman or Michael Caine;

After the show end… I jump to another room – this one that make my other half brain laughing!

What on earth they want to create another X-Files movies?

Is it just to please those crazy fan who wanted smooching action between Mulder & Scully?

Somehow both of them is no longer have the chemistry they have back then when the show was a popular hits.

The storyline was so suck till I had to wi-wi twice and cursing in front of the bowl.

“Don’t give up!”

I’m totally give up even before Mulder shave his fake beard, what a waste.

Till next week – The Mummy is roaring on Great Wall of China!

If someone tell me they never had their own guilty pleasure of imagining themselves as Carrie Bradshaw of this world;

Him/her is such a BIG LIAR!

I don’t know yourself but sometimes (always) I got so carried away by Sex And The City till my life is almost imitating it without notice!

This entry is not about the movie but on how life is sometimes is so difficult to handle till you had a blank and wanted to pause, rewind and fast forward at anytime you like; while it’s so disturbing to see yourself become as cliche as how every character of the movie is totally mirrored to yourself.

I had my moment of being so slut like Samantha, stressful like Miranda and clueless like Charlotte; and falling in and out of love like Carrie.

Don’t tell me you’re so Virgin Mary till even a slight thought about someone with a bubble butt passing by while sitting on the cafe would not make you licking your own lips! Or worse looking at the other person private part up an down, left to right.

Measuring the size!

Every each of us had our own Samantha lingering in our mind. Trust me. I had mine, it’s to 18PL and shockingly disturbing to share here; but if you’re my close friend which I’m out too; you would know what I’m capable of.

However in life most of us is not always had a full crazy happier time; we do from time to time bound to had a difficult stressful time; and during this time you want to have a bunch of friend who in similar with those four.

And most of us, don’t ever get to be as friendly as them; to share a sad time without getting a mockery first is so hardly.

Friendship is not about when you’re rich or pocket full, friendship build upon trust to being able accept others opinion either as nasty as how tick your private part bush are or as strong as how suck is your partner were.

I would remember when my partner pass away for cancer last September, the first question out from a (use to be) friend of mine was; how much do you inherit from him?

WTF!

I wish I had my own Carrie when I was alone like Miranda watching TV enjoying my new year eve; last time.

It is tough… a year ago

But I’m happy now, I think! I had a bunch of good friend which I would be able to be as clueless Charlotte.

Talking non sense without being judge as stupid person. It is good and somehow if you being down to earth it will bring yourself as far as the most respectable person among the bunch;

Is not you didn’t know the thing at all but it’s to respect other person level of mentality is a must when you’re out within a circle of friend.

The fun part in all of this; how you would love to have Mr Big! Like Mr Big himself,

I would love one too; a person who could be my Mr Big, if he able to get me a penthouse in the middle of the city, I would say yes at anytime!

But, is there a person ever exist like him in this world?

Most person who I know, (allow me to imagine myself as Carrie) hardly I ever met one before like him. To many of them are so scared to be such a gentlemen; to be patiently romantic to person your really love and fight for you even tho you’ve screwed up.

Did I ever be Mr Big to another person?

Is none of your business.

Ciao!